Three Reasons Not To Read This Book

You just wanna fight.

Read these fictional reader reviews of A Jew on Pluto. Then choose the option that better represents your opinion.

Mr. Fussy Pants

While the author makes it clear that the opinions in this book are his alone, I can say unequivocally that he is a self-righteous, know-it-all ass clown.

Sass in Boots

If you were as offended as I was, check out my YouTube video “Cat Hates Cucumber!!!!”

LUVphilcollins

dumass going strait to hell. TODD HATES A JEW ON PLUTO.

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