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Three Reasons Not To Read This Book


You just wanna fight.

Read these fictional reader reviews of A Jew on Pluto. Then choose the option that more closely represents your opinion.

Mr. Fussy Pants

While the author states clearly that the opinions expressed in this book are his alone, I can say unequivocally that he is a self-righteous, know-it-all ass clown.

Sass in Boots

If you were as offended as I was, check out my YouTube video “Cat Hates Cucumber!!!!”

Serious Kitten
Serious Look
Cartoon Bear


dumass going strait to hell. TODD HATES A JEW ON PLUTO.

    Things probably won't work out between us, but better to know now before things get serious, right?
    OK—this is promising. Please proceed to #2.
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