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Three Reasons Not To Read This Book


You just wanna fight.

Read these fictional reader reviews of A Jew on Pluto. Then choose the option that more closely represents your opinion.

Mr. Fussy Pants

While the author states clearly that the opinions expressed in this book are his alone, I can say unequivocally that he is a self-righteous, know-it-all ass clown.

Sass in Boots

If you were as offended as I was, check out my YouTube video “Cat Hates Cucumber!!!!”

Serious Kitten
Serious Look
Cartoon Bear


dumass going strait to hell. TODD HATES A JEW ON PLUTO.

Honestly, I can see myself writing or endorsing one or more of those reviews.

I’m not saying we have to break up. That’s not what I’m saying at all. It’s just…I don’t know…maybe we should take a break or something.

No chance I’d write or endorse any of those reviews. Though no promises I’m not watching the cat video.

OK—this is promising. Click here to proceed to #3.