Three Reasons Not To Read This Book
You don't want to incur the wrath of Todd.
Note: In deference to the various proscriptions and personal preferences around how the Divine Name should be written and spelled, this questionnaire will use a neutral, non-incendiary designation. Let’s go with...um...Todd.
Read the statement below. Then choose the option that best represents your opinion.
A Jew on Pluto will occasionally explore the language, meaning, and intention of scripture and other religious texts. It assumes that while these texts might be "divinely inspired,” they are not the literal, immutable word of Todd.
I AGREEThings probably won't work out between us, but better to know now before things get serious, right?
I DISAGREEOK—this is promising. Please proceed to #2.