Three Reasons Not To Read This Book

#2

You don't want to incur the wrath of Todd.

Note: In deference to the various proscriptions and personal preferences around how the Divine Name should be written and spelled, this questionnaire will use a neutral, non-incendiary designation. Let’s go with...um...Todd.

Read the statement below. Then choose the option that best represents your opinion.

A Jew on Pluto will occasionally explore the language, meaning, and intention of scripture and other religious texts. It assumes that while these texts might be "divinely inspired,” they are not the literal, immutable word of Todd.

I’m OK with that.


OK—this is promising. Click here to proceed to #3.




I’m OK with that, but Todd is not.


It’s not you. It’s me. I’m just not ready for a relationship right now.




Neither Todd nor I don’t approve, but I have a high tolerance for heresy.


OK—this is promising. Click here to proceed to #3.




Guess how I know that Scripture was written by Todd Himself. Give up? BECAUSE TODD SAID SO IS HOW. Any questions?


It’s not you. It’s me. I’m just not ready for a relationship right now.